someone send me roses
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*drunk Harry and Ron under Draco’s balcony*
Harry: HEEEY, HEEY BABY!
Ron: HU! HA!
Harry: I WANNA KNOOOOOOW IF YOU’D BE MY BOY?!
Draco: Harry? Are you wooing me?
Harry: YES! *throws him a rumpled bouquet onto the balcony*
Draco: Harry, are these the mean neighbour’s flowers? You know, Mrs Prickletosh? The exact same lady who hexes children for merely smelling her roses?
Ron: *looks very alarmed*
Harry: *eyes wide with fear whispers* Oh my goddd! Your neighbour is Mrs Prickletosh too??!!!
Draco: Potter! For fuck’s sake! YOU LIVE HERE! WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS, YOU BLOODY TIT!
I’ve been meaning to write a dialogue version of this little ficlet since I first posted it, so here goes. Inspired by the song Hey Baby by DJ Otzi
Honestly? I’m such a sappy romantic gay like? Roses and chocolate?? Yes please!! Walks on the beach at sunset?? God yes! Cuddling, hand holding, kisses on the cheek? SIGN. ME. UP. I just want all the classic romantic shit but I want a sapphic/lesbian/wlw to do it with not a boy
Honestly? I’m such a sappy romantic gay like? Roses and chocolate?? Yes please!! Walks on the beach at sunset?? God yes! Cuddling, hand holding, kisses on the cheek? SIGN. ME. UP. I just want all the classic romantic shit but I want a sapphic/lesbian/wlw to do it with not a boy
listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it
stop romanticising bad communication
where do u see me handing out chocolate and roses
The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying
Are you a “Africa” gay, a “The Boys Are Back In Town” gay, or a “Take On Me” gay?
